Death Star Cookie Jar

Death Star Cookie Jar

Cookie monsters and Wookies beware,  it's a trap!  Your stomach will be invaded with cookies as you fill this Death Star cookie jar over and over again.  The only thing that will blow up is your appetite as you will spoil it before dinner. Wonder if they will make a Jar Jar Binks cookie jar?
Where those other hopeless planet-destroying space stations failed, this glazed ceramic behemoth will succeed. Granted it doesn't have a preposterously large superlaser, but it equally doesn't have a two metre-wide thermal exhaust port that completely undermines its shield's integrity.