Creepy Hyperreal Popeye

Folks this is what happens when you eat too much spinach. I will attest to many years of reading Popeye that your body will contort in weird ways. 

Popeye has been peddling sugar cigarettes all these years to get your kids hooked on sugar and cigarettes. On the other side of the coin he sells spinach in a can to confuse the public. Which one do you think your kids will gravitate to? Popeye is a danger to the public.