Churro Hot-Dog

The Diamondbacks want a captive audience at their baseball games. Introducing the 1,117-Calorie Churro Dog, eat these and you will be permanently glued to their seats. This has to be the best dessert in the desert.

According to's Darren Rovell, the Churro Dog is a "warm cinnamon churro sitting inside a Long John chocolate-glazed donut, which is then topped with frozen yogurt, caramel and chocolate sauces."