KFC unleashes the all dressed chicken pizza crust. Introducing the KFCizza. KFC Philippines wants to fatten up their citizens. They literately have a chicken meat pizza crust with pizza toppings. If this ever takes off in America. You will be taking home more thighs in your bucket. There is going to be a shortage of white meat. Don't you hate it when you bring home a bucket of greasy non white meat? Do not worry you will survive as the song subliminally echoes in the background. Great touch. So good!