- We oppose supernatural claims. We are skeptics and atheists. In our religion, we doubt religion.
- We fight discrimination. Atheists are not inferior and should not be hated and marginalized.
- We raise money for charity and are striving to be the most generous church in the world.
- We perform legal weddings, always for free. How joyful!
- We expose religious privileges as silly by claiming the same rights for Bacon.
- Praise Bacon If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!
The Church of Bacon
The United Church of Bacon claims to have 12,000 members. Should we consider this a cult? Their doctrine is very simple, all should praise bacon.